I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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