let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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