Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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