Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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