she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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