Already got asked if we're dating
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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