i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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