Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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