Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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