If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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