So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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