summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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