I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday