that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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