He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
In other news, I just burned my penis
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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