friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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