Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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