ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You are a genius and a whore.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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