Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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