You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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