But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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