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• (513): View more from Ohio

  there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.

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• (310): View more from California

  Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Way to ruin everything

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.

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