Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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