he shaved USA in his pubs
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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