there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.