Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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