So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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