Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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