69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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