So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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