He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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