That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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