When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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