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Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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