woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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