I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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