in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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