dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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