i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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