So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
