I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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