he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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