The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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