Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you told grandpa to call you daddy
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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