The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Houston, we have a blender
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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