It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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