I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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