im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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