do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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