'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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