i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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