Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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