That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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