you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Duck Duck Cougar?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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